I am super friendly and nice to cashiers because

I have worked as a cashier. Anything in public service sucks and has bad days and rude people.

However......

When I am trying to buy a crap ton of pregnant test! Because I am an over tester...

I am praying no one I know is in the store

No I don't want to hear you say "well should I say congratulations?"

And remind me that I had a loss in Feb and REALLY want this to be my month.

And no I don't want to hear about a girl that came in the other day who had a small child and was buying a pregnancy test and when you asked her the same thing she said " I hope not! My husband will kill me!"

Horrifying me and taking your sweet time telling me all about how "don't people know what causes that??"

Creating an equally annoyed line of people behind me who all know that I am trying to get hella pregnant.

I just want to buy my test and get out.