warning: TMI

so yesterday I went to the bathroom all is normal and then I went to wipe and omg my butthole is sore omg it's probably a yeast infection

so now I'm pissed because it's the weekend I want to have FUN and get a little something from my boyfriend and it's not like I can push his head down south if there's something wrong down there. so I get home and go into my bathroom to check out the situation and what do you know?

THERE'S A BIG ASS PIMPLE NEXT TO MY BUTTHOLE. I had to poo and it hurt so bad. it was seriously like the size of a pea coming out of my no no zone. it finally popped and I can't say I've ever had a pimple so big and gross

I'm so glad that's over with just needed to get it off my chest.