now my boyfriend’s fucking experience is a whopping 10 > 0. i *was a virg. now one horny night he wanted i blowjob. as soon as he pulled out this massive AK47 loaded with sperm from his boxers, i nearly fainted:

“how tf am i gonna do this?!”

but i tongued the tip, and i licked the lick and all that shit. it was like a fleshy rod that tasted like cardboard. sounds delicious, right?!

then my lovely bf said, “you tryna deep throat babygirl?”

“uh *gargles, nearly dies* yeah” was

my attempt was as smooth as this ^^ being as soon as the gag crept in.. i vomited ALL OVER his AK, and even peed myself. but i guess he thought it was spit and he liked the wetness so i pushed my head deeper.

as more vomited lubed his dicky.. he enjoyed himself even more.. and my pretty lace thong grew more and more uncomfortable.

jesus.. it was SO bad. i think the worst part is that he doesn’t know i threw up 😭😂 AND HE FUCKING ENJOYED IT 🤢.

long story short: don’t suck dick / deep throat unless you know what your doing.