Too funny and awkward not to share

Bridgette

I was in a car accident a few weeks ago and sex is hardly an option right now. Needless to say, I’ve been suuuuper horny.

Well my boyfriend left for a bit to get lunch for us, so I decided to take a shower. Still super horny, I decided to use the shower head. Not two minutes later, he comes in and opens the bathroom door. I dropped the shower head and sprayed water everywhere. He, being completely oblivious to what was happening, tells his story and leaves to start playing video games. 😅😅

What is my life coming to? Lol