I guess anywhere from 22-24 is “old as fuck”

Coming from a 16 year old

I better hurry up on that baby making business before my eggs shrivel up and turn to dust with my old ass.

Oh wait, having babies “makes your pussy loose”

Wait, gonna go figure out my retirement plan first.

Teenagers kill me. I am dead.

That poor girl, she only has 6 years of her youth left. Some people just really give me so much joy, I’m sorry.

I just wanted to let you all know, if you’re over 22 you are just old as FECK. Just like me.