Embarrassing sex and ttc moments


Ok so I'm really extra and was standing on my head so gravity could do it's thing after sex(I know I know) I got distracted and my hands were getting tired and my goofy ass fell over and woke my 3 year old and my husband came out the shower cracking up. I cut my foot on the corner of my dresser and had to explain (I lied) to my father in law why I was bleeding

What's your embarrassing sex or ttc story?