We all have a frenemy.

And mine just had her first baby. I cried. I was jealous. I was heartbroken. However....

The baby was an ELEVEN POUND CHILD. And my frenemy was as big as an airplane. Yeah, I know I’m being a petty Betty, but whatever. I had to pull myself out of the pits of despair somehow. 😂

And yes, mom and baby are fine. I’m not a monster.