Anybody got any funny sex stories? 😂

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This one time (at band camp🎺😂😂), i was with my ex boyfriend in his room doing the deed! I was never really fond of 69's as i always felt out of control. Well this one night things got freaky and i agreed to a 69, a few minutes in and i did a huge fanny fart and my wetness just squirted out all over his face

i just remember feeling the bed jump as his head forcefully flew backward onto the pillow. Lmaooo

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Back in the day when my almost husband and I were in college we had to sneak out to have sex in his car . One night around midnight we were rocking the vehicle and all of a sudden I saw someone looking in the window watching us and I screamed , pushed him off and kept screaming . He looked freaking out and then we both realized it was a freaking deer. A deer was so curious it stuck it's face right up to the back window and was staring us down. Weirdest and funniest moment lol 😂

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I had my back on the couch with my bottom almost off and the guy was on his knees with his head between my heads. Be suddenly stopped and jerked away. The dog came into the room and licked his ass.

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So my boyfriend and I were just about to finish our sex session. Right when he cums he leaned close to my ear and whispered "potatoes" and I laughed so hard I snorted. No joke this is the type of relationship I have with my lover...

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me and hubby 69'nd and when I had squirted he flew back and choked (and gagged!) on it.. it was funny as hell because it's hard for me to "go off" and when I do he never expects it lol

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This just happened like 4 hours ago.

I had ate raisins for a snack earlier in bed while we were watching a movie. My fiance and I decide to have sex a few hours later. Well we are rolling around in bed during foreplay and I roll over onto my back and he pauses what he's doing and I'm like "What's wrong?" And he goes "Uh, so there's a raisin stuck to your tit." I was laughing so hard we had to take a break. Lol

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We were going at it too hard and the bed frame broke. It was my peak day so once we established nothing was wounded but our pride, we went to the other side of the bed and kept at it.

I queef/fanny fart or actual fart, usually while he's in me, and I get the giggles, because if it's an actual fart they stink and he won't come near me.

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I was having sex with my boy toy and his dog was trying to hump him while he was humping me 😂

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So one time me ex and I decided for whatever reason that it was a good idea to have sex on the covered back porch. Take note that we were extremely horny teenagers and well long story short his little sister walked out and when I say little she was 16 and she just totally acted like she didn't notice and held a conversation with us. Most awkward moment of my life👌🏻

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With my last boyfriend, he would fuck me so good. I told him he was the best I've had, top of his class, and I called him a ValiDICKtorian. He laughed so hard he had to stop for a few minutes

Anybody got any funny sex stories? 😂

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