Why does my vagina look like a great orangutan

😩 20 hours of labor , an hour and a half of pushing. The doctor said I’d know what labor felt like, but all I felt was heartburn! And her dad slept through almost all day of it. 😒

Either way here my little baby girl is 💕 7 pounds 7 ounces, 20 inches long, and too perfect for words.

They weren’t lying when they say it’s worth it, because I wouldn’t trade her for anything.

I watched all the way up til they pulled her out. And I remember all the pain I felt pushing after the epidural had officially wore off.

The best quotes of the night my friends:

“I yie yieeeee”

“Why does my vagina look like something a great orangutan?!”

“I want an orange soda!”

“What’s wrong with her head?!”

Me: I wonder if she looks like her dad.

Doctor: (while sewing up my vagina) sure does, his eyes, curly hair, and beard all

Me: she has a beard?!

Okay so my tailbone is bruised also...! And you may be feeling pretty lucky now if you’re pregnant and haven’t swollen...

I looked fantastic no swelling all belly...

My knees and ankles look like they’re the same body part 🙄

I’ve already cried in the hospital bathroom. All I wanted was help with making sure we had everything.

Constant visitors made it hard to spend time with my baby

I’ve been high off pain pills since I started labor😮

Guess who pees them self all the time...

Once again though, she is worth all of it... 😍❤️

Meet Maison Elise everyone ❤️