Please tell me I'm not the only one.

This is going to get TMI, so prepare yourselves.

Yes, I understand I'm early. Yes, I'm aware I sound selfish wanting her out already. But at this point, who wouldn't?!

I'm 33w today with our little girl (two year old son). My tailbone feels broken, I have constant heartburn, very inconsistent contractions as in days in between, stretch marks even though I'm not even half the size I was with our son, severe insomnia, severe hip pain, so emotional over everything, so tired, can't eat because I am still nauseous. But the main thing that makes me want her out yesterday? I CAN'T STOP POOPING!!!!! I dealt with a three week long period of severe constipation at the beginning of this pregnancy. Now everytime I go to the bathroom to pee (which y'all know is a lot), I have to poop. It's not diarrhea, just regular poop. I hardly eat, how is there this much inside me?!? I swear, this better be that flush thing like my body did with my first or I'm gonna lose it. Toilet paper is too damn expensive for all this nonsense. I preferred the constipation. I've got a two year old I have to take care of, I do not have the time nor patience to be sitting on the potty constantly.