Family secrets!

Saw a thread on buzzfeed of people sharing their bizarre family secrets/stories and hoping I can get a thread going here lol

Here’s mine:

I’m laying down thinking about how one day a male family member of mine is always bashing LGBTQ+ but one day he asked me to fix something on his phone he’s older and not tech savvy and he left his internet tabs open and it was a porn site the title was “tr*nny on girl” (blanked it out because that word is offensive) and it makes me laugh a little because he’s constantly bashing but, that’s a interest of his lol. I’ve been holding it in for like 3+ years I want to out him so bad but I’m waiting for the perfect moment lol

Anyone willing to share some stories? Lol