Brought my friend in my house for two seconds so I could grab the keys and wallet, ya? Wasn't prepared for guests but she followed me in so whatever. I'm digging around the bedroom for my wallet and she has her kid with her and is holding him. I was busy and didn't notice her go into the bathroom. Welllllll I left an enormous pink dildo in there after washing it to dry yesterday.

She got mad at me. ME? Why did you follow me in here if I was gonna pop in and out in 5 seconds? Then you just decide to use my bathroom without asking. What if that toilet didn't work and you shat in it? Girl you have a little boy with you and if he missed the toilet you would have been cleaning it up.

Don't get snippy with me when you could have just asked or waited until we drive a block to the grill. You don't just walk into someones bathroom. We barely friends we only known each other 3 months. Girl, what if it was boobie trapped? What if you slipped on a wet floor? what if the owner of the house keeps her dicks in there?

Get over yourself girl its time for lunch.