Poop/butt wiping 🙃

Currently 39+4, and not only have I gained 60lb but I am also swollen and have major carpal tunnel to the point I haven't felt my hands for over 2 weeks. It feels like I stuck them in a hornets nest and have no feeling in them whatsoever. Shampoo in my hair? Probably. Is my dog soft? I can't remember. Can't even bother washing dishes- I might cut them on a knife.

Well on top of this..I have also had very loose stools 3-4x daily for 3 weeks. Spoke with 3 drs who have all just told me to take Imodium and probiotic. I'll take half an imodium every so often and it will work for about 12 hrs. The shit can literally not be stopped. As soon as I eat, I better be near a bathroom. I'm scared to take a whole Imodium bc who knows when I'll go into labor.

Anywho, if you're still there- I'm not sure if it's my weight gain or the numbness in my hands but I can't properly reach or wipe my ass unless I'm sitting on the toilet. Still, this shit is so soft I can wipe for hours and it's still there. Trying to clean in the shower is just ridiculous...I can't go around back, I have to go from the front and I'm afraid it's going to smear up the lady parts and cause more issue. I'm just wondering do all overweight people have this issue (no offense) or is it bc my belly is stiff and I can't maneuver?? I just want to make sure I can keep myself clean especially post partum and I hope and pray to get the feeling back in my hands so that can work with me instead of against me.

Help, or just enjoy my misery