He owes me $1.50 and a baby!

I’m in my fertile week. Took a shower, got the preseed all up where it needed to be, got my fiancé warmed up...

He got good and hard real fast, so to keep it hot I started with a mini bj, all the while he’s telling me all the nasty shit he’s about to do to me and I’m so ready to go. Then....

It was over. Out of nowhere. Just like that. 3 minutes in, and preseed is expensive as fuck. He just wasted $1.50 of my $20 bottle of lube.