Dog for sale!

I have an 8 month old American pitbull terrier ,we are looking to get this anti christ out of our lives ASAP! Her are the perks of owning this dog! Have you ever spent hours cleaning your house and thought hmmmm I want to do that all over again except with a bag of potting soil all over the house? I have got just the dog for you! Ever wanted to know what it’s like to own your own bed but it’s not actually yours you just get to sleep in the available left over sliver? Look no further! Have you ever thought to yourself you know what , my walls need some redecorating, teeth marks will do the trick! She’s got you covered! Just bought a brand new bible ? Want it torn to shreds? She’s got just the teeth!! Are you sick if your expensive shoes still looking new and beautiful!? She eats no shoe under 100 dollars , so she’s got your back you can now rock your 300 dollar cowboy boots that look like they were put in a blender for the low low cost of raising the anti christ! ( she’s not actually for sale just a fucking asshole!!) how can something cute and little do so much destruction?