Thought it was Mother Nature

Last night I went to go see Avengers: Infinity War:

And we’ve been trying for baby number two recently and it’s already May so my period is due soon:

So the movie was really long and towards the end, I get kind of crampy. And it was uncomfortable, but tolerable. I just kind of assumed..whelp, time for Mother Nature I guess:

I was bummed because everyone says you’re “so fertile” after you have a baby and makes it seem like just looking at a penis would make you pregnant:

So I was like “Okay, well I’ll just check and see after the movie is over” because I HATE having to get up during movies. I thought I was all fine and dandy sitting there with my cramps. And suddenly....I FELT SOMETHING COME OUT:

Like ah hell nah I ain’t gonna bleed all over myself and this seat..AF did me dirty if that’s what it is 😭😂 so at the end of the movie, we got up and left and I was scared to walk normally:

Finally we get back to my MIL’s house and I run to the bathroom and yanked down my pants and was expecting to see a giant mess...and NOTHING. Absolutely nothing:

Honestly I don’t know when my period is due, I’m assuming next week. So maybe I thought I was ovulating and that’s why I felt wet down there. So I grabbed my hubby when we got home and did the do just to be sure😂