(no pictures, I promise) So let's preface this by saying my bf has been out of town for 8 weeks so I haven't had sex since then. I got my period just as he was leaving, then another, and now waiting for the third to come. So unless its a freak accident that I had two periods despite being preggo, I'm most likely NOT pregnant. So. My period usually comes like clockwork. I know the exact day it'll come and it usually comes before 11am, occasionally a couple hours late, but never THIS late. Ever. So I have a cup and I put it in before it starts and then just wait it out. So today I went to take it out to see if I had started. It was already 1pm. I hadn't. Whatever, wasn't worried. It'd definitely come before 3.

Wrong. So I just went to shower and when I took out my cup in the shower...still nothing. But I felt something slimy half in and half out of me. I pulled at it and it came the rest of the way out. It was literally just like egg whites, long and slimy and stretchy as hell. Stretched from my pinky, all the way across my open fingers to my thumb and still was dangling from my hand. What. Now it's 1am, technically Friday, still no period, egg white looking cm coming out of me. WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING. UTERUS. Help.