Okay so I’m currently about 30 weeks. I’ve always enjoyed anal, however within the past two weeks, it’s provided me with a lot of pleasure.

So let the games begin, right?

Well I’m officially scarred for life! Today me and my husband were doing the dirty and I had a very powerful orgasm and so did he.

Afterwards we’re laying there cuddling, he’s kissing my forehead, I’m petting his hair when suddenly he says, “do you smell that?”? I don’t smell anything at all. Well he checks down yonder and LADIES I DONT KNOW HOW but i got some poop on him!!!!!!!!

We got in the shower aaaaand I cried.

The. Entire. Shower.

(Part of our conversation with a gif that doesn’t even compare to what I must have looked like)

Me: “What kind of person poops on their husband?!”

Him: “babe it’s fine”

*me getting agitated*

“THERES POOP ON YOUR PENIS JEFFREY!!!!!!”