My husband - Honesty

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Our baby is 6 weeks Friday.

I tell my husband as I’m getting dressed this morning “I’m fat”.

His response, “at least you’re smaller than you were.” 🤷🏻‍♀️

TRUE. LOL

I say, “I’m going to start watching what I eat. I feel disgusting.”

His response, “Sooo like today you begin?”

I said yes.

He then says, “I just wanted to clarify because you destroyed the 8 x 8 sized s’more cookie bar within 12 hours less than 8 hours ago.” 😂😂

🤦🏻‍♀️ He caught me 😂😂