What are weird questions people have asked you about your pregnancy?

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I’ve learned people have no boundaries when you’re pregnant and sometimes it’s pretty awkward and humorous. What are some funny experiences you’ve had?
I’ve had someone ask if I “can feel my milk coming in”, and someone else poked my boobs because “they’re bigger”
People have asked for an exact number in my weight gain
And a stranger would not leave me alone until I agreed to let her babysit my twins (which I’m obviously not actually going to do)
Today someone asked to see my stretch marks?
So bizarre how people talk to pregnant women😂 I know my experiences aren’t much compared to other’s and that’s why I’m asking to hear, cracks me up

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If someone pokes my boobs they are asking to get punched in the face. The nerve of some people.

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It’s well known that me and my baby’s father are not together (we are on okay terms and both in new relationships, however he hasn’t shown any interest in being involved with the pregnancy/baby), and all of my moms friends take it upon themselves to ask me if I was ever actually dating him. Next time I’m seriously considering saying “Nope, but his dick was just too good” with a straight face 🙄. Also, at my baby shower, my moms former co-worker asked if I had paid any attention in sex-ed.

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People have a lot of nerve when it comes to pregnant women. I was pregnant with twins but lost one of them so when I would have to tell people I about the second baby they would ask “how?” “Did you bleed” “is the other baby going to die?”
And I had hypermesis so I threw up until delivery. People would ask me “have you tried ginger?” Yes I tried fucking ginger no it doesn’t work for me 🙄
“It was an accident wasnt it?” Nope was trying for 7 months.
“Are your boobs bigger?” Weird question, sir, would you like to ask my husband? 
“You’re awfully young to be having a baby.” I’m old enough to drive, vote, smoke, and drink with my husband. Whom I married legally. And rent my own apartment. And I make more money than you do. 
“Can I see your belly?” Mmmm no.
People would try and touch my belly, STRANGERS BTW, and I’d slap their hands away.

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With my first I waited tables, I had a woman start “praying” but it was in a language I didnt know and for all u knew she was cursing me. I didn’t ask her to do it and I didn’t ask her to touch me, I quickly put a stop to that. So far this one I’ve had Random old ladies try to rub my belly and I had a HORRIBLE rash on my face my first trimester, that caused lots of stares and questions.

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I’ve had a few people ask if it was planned. Which is a bizarre question regardless of anyone’s circumstances... but I’ve been with my partner almost 10 years and we were married 10months when I told people 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

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Not a question, but I’ve weirdly had numerous people say stuff about how great it is that it happened so easily for us. It completely baffles me because there is no indicator that it was easy and in fact, my husband and I struggled for a while and conceived with fertility treatments. One person was even a nurse...with my medical records! What the hell? Just seems like such an odd response to me telling someone I’m pregnant.

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When I was pregnant with my first I was working as a hostess and I had a older very rude lady call me a skank for getting “knocked up so young” I was 26 and married. Atm I’m pregnant with baby 2 and the rudest thing so far any one has said to me came from my own mother, I called her to tell her I was 8 weeks pregnant with her second grandchild and instead of congratulations or sounding even a bit happy, she asked me “were you trying?do you need to go to the clinic to get it taken care of?”....I hung up on her and I’m still happily married so no idea why she would ask those things.Back story on my mother she’s been married and divorced 4 times, I’m the only child she has with my dad, she showed up to the hospital drunk and stoned after I had my first and got mad when my husband told her to leave, she didn’t come to my wedding cause my husband and I told her that her newest husband wasn’t invited, and she’s only seen my daughter 7-8 times since she was born but for only 5-10 minutes at a time.