Yesterday one of my close friends texted me and said he needed to talk. So I called him like thinking him and his girlfriend broke up or something (I actually introduced them because I didn’t want he to get back with her ex and they ended up having a lot in common blah blah you guys don’t care). So I’m sitting her like shit...

I call him and he starts yelling “it was too big!! We couldn’t fuck cuz it was too big!!” And I’m just like hold up what?

That’s what the fuck you needed to talk about so badly. And he’s like proud of himself cuz he’s got a “monster dick”

Safe to say I was relieved but also annoyed lol. Why are teen boys like this?😂