Beginning of week 4: “I feel a bit cold-ish and tired. Ohh pregnancy! 😍”

Beginning week 5: “Eh. Kinda queasy this morning. Should get better with a good breakfast! Maybe I’ll take it a bit easy today. This must be morning sickness. Probably won’t get much worse!”

Beginning week 6: “*wakes up and pukes* “just once in the morning and all day queasiness... it’s not... that bad... 😐 This must be peak morning sickness!”

Beginning week 7: *pukes twice a day* “I feel terrible... but at least the feeling leaves around 4pm and I feel fine. This must be peak morning sickness!”

Beginning week 8: *pukes whenever, wherever throughout the day* “this... is... awful and I think I’m dying... I hate food... this HAS to be peak morning sickness!”

8 weeks 5 days, rolling in to week 9... today has been THE WORST. This... is peak? Right? This is peak morning sickness? It gets better from here... RIGHT!?? 🤮🤮🤮