My Man....😂

My SO is very polite in that he does his best never to burp or fart in front of me. Really, I don't care either way but I think it's nice that he always goes away from me to do it. Last night he had a few beers and maybe a taco or two too many and fell asleep. He farted so loudly he woke himself up and was startled and said "huh, what was that?!? what's going on?" and fell back asleep. This was followed shortly by the same exact scenario about two minutes later and I was still laughing my ass off. He was beyond embarrassed and started denying it when I told him through my tears what the noise was that scared him awake that he was so confused about 😂 omg I love him, he's so cute haha