Slip n' Slide...

My husband and I were talking to his friend who almost paid 300 fucking dollars to rent a slip n' slide for a day, which is fucking crazy... but i started laughing my ass off and he asked what was funny so i texted him and said

"Just saying though... They almost paid like 300 dollars on a slip n' slide for one day... Ill be your slip n' slide for the rest of my life for free."

I have no idea why that was what popped in my head but i thought it was funny.