Top pregnancy fears (humorous!)

Aside from the obvious ones..

Given that we are having healthy pregnancies..

Constipation is my #1 fear!

I remember scooping poop out of my freaken butt hole with my first pregnancy. More than once... the first time I was in the bathroom of a diner with people banging on the door, NO GLOVES.

Dear God, please 😂😂😂 (but really 😭😭😭)