Childish Husband I swear!

I was in the bathroom (after the long trip we had come back from) and my husband said,

Husband: "Baby! You got a package! It's big!"

Me: *Thinking* "What the hell did I order?"

Husband: "I think it's a breast pump!"

Me: "Don't open it I wanna open it!"

Husband: " I'm gonna open it"

Me: "No! Mine mine noo!"

Husband: "I'm just gonna cut the tape!"

Me: " Ok but lemme look first"

* I walk out of the bathroom to my husband and the already completely opened breast pump and him looking through it all*

I love him I swear! 😍❤️😂