I was watching a scary movie anyways so I was already “on edge”

Well my back doors are glass and I left my back porch light on and my cat was watching the bugs drawn to the light and he’s a big ass cat and ran into the door and scared me so bad, because it was so loud and I thought that it was someone outside hitting my back door. I jumped, screamed really loud and threw the remote..my heart fell out of my asshole and

Y’all, I peed a little. My cat scared me so bad I peed a little.

I needed to admit that as an adult I peed myself for the first time ever