Crayola Crayon

I am about to give up on dating and just go with one night stands. Every guy that I have dated has a small dick. I'm not even joking a Crayola crayon is bigger. I'm 20, and I've never had an orgasm. They always get offended if I bring my vibrator out afterwards... Like I SHOULD BE OFFENDED. I have to deal with you huffing and puffing like a wolf, and I'm this little piggy hoping you don't collapse from a hear attack because you're going so hard for something I don't feel. Getting on top does nothing

It's just that small.... Ughh I'm dying.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚