-He just did the karate kid "wax on, wax off" on my ovaries because we just got done having sex and I started to get crampy. I was laughing so hard, it was so awkward but it actually felt good lol.

-When discussing when I get pregnant how he should talk to my belly so the baby can hear him, he asked if he had to talk into my vagina like a microphone for the baby to hear him. Lol.

-He told me he is going to "knock me up something fierce.".... Ummm that sounds terrifying, don't ever say that to me again. Lol.

-He asked me why I was taking some Mucinex and I explained how I heard it can help your CM be ideal for ovulation and his response in his "sexy voice" was, "Oh yeah baby, you're going to have the most ideal CM ever."

He seriously cracks me up. :) We've been TTC for 7 months now and it's starting to depress me so he finds any way possible to make it lighthearted so I don't stress even more. ♡ I just had to share because I think it is all hilarious and it's too late to text my best friend lol.