The real reason my house stays spotless....
*hits bong, reflects on life*
“I haven’t done a damn thing all day. I need to get up off my ass...”

*cleans house furiously for 2 hours*

“Nice!! I really deserve a bong hit after all that hard work.”

*Repeat every 3 hours till husband comes home*
Anyone else?? 😂
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