The real reason my house stays spotless....

🌻JoJo🌻 • Pregnant with #1🤰🏻• Baby J due June 2019 💕

*hits bong, reflects on life*

“I haven’t done a damn thing all day. I need to get up off my ass...”

*cleans house furiously for 2 hours*

“Nice!! I really deserve a bong hit after all that hard work.”

*Repeat every 3 hours till husband comes home*

Anyone else?? 😂