Okay.. sooo I had anal for the first time about well... an hour ago. So it was fairly painful and basically felt like I had to poop the whole time. Like my guts were gonna fall out of my body. I couldn’t hold up long enough for him to finish like that so I sucked him off (he had a condom on while inside me) then we payed around and chilled for 20 minutes or so. After that he put me to bed and left (he came over when my parents weren’t home and walked home, he obvi can’t spend the night so he let me try and fall asleep before dashing). I couldn’t fall asleep and decided to get up and THIS IS THE FUNNY/GROSS/DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU PART. I stood up and let out a 20 second kid you not fart. And omg it felt so good after anal tbh. Didn’t have to go to the bathroom anymore! Lmaoooo