So my mums in, and awake, but me and boyfriend were getting really freaky, I had sexy underwear on and giving him lap dances and it started to get kinky. So we were doing doggy and as he pulled out I queefed so loudly and hard on his dick and he puts it back in and I do it again.

It gets worse, so then after we’re done I go to the toilet and my mums coming out and she goes “what was that really loud noise? Do you have really bad wind” then continued to say how my boyfriend must not mind as she could hear him over me!!!!

I’m mortified!!