Bitch I know what a period feels like

I made a doctor appointment because I’m 2 weeks late. I’m never late. My periods are always 21-28 day cycles, 6 days long.

Being this late alone is enough to give me mood swings.

The urine test showed negative. I asked what the next step would be, and they gave me good advice. Wait 2 weeks, retest. Then this gem: “There’s a good chance you DID get your period on time, but you just did not notice. Maybe you thought you missed it, but you did not. Sometimes that happens.”

My. Jaw. Hit. The. Floor.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY??