Condom misshape

Two days ago my dude and I were having some fun when the condom vanished. We looked everywhere for it he even searched, up😂 nothing. Fast forward to today I’m out and about and thought I was having period cramps like crazy. Put on a pad and doubled down. Now it’s later in the day and I feel something rubbing on my pad and what is it but that damn condom! Fucker shows up two days later like wtf man . No period just that dang condom ? It still hurts the things out and I still can’t stop laughing 😂.