34+4 today. Body is clearly trying to give the baby the heads up that it's time to start vacating at some point. Calmest I've been in the whole pregnancy.

*Update* Now angry. Being put in brackets and having tick box exercises done. Baby's heartbeat was lower than normal (for the majority of the time I was looking at the heart monitor), I'm 1cm dialated but now they're saying they "don't know if I am coz of my notes." Keratones in my wee when I've been drinking and eating constantly over the past week (like I had three glasses of water and a cuppa before the urine sample!)

Trying to also tell me I might not be able to see my consultant, even though I am consultant-led and means I have to be on the shitty old ward instead of the new swanky one. I tell them everything my consultant said to me, it's being ignored.

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

*update 2*

Turns out cervix isn't open even though it was clear on my notes to the next day team. Contractions have stopped for now. I've requested early delivery because I'm in pain and miserable, but nope; I'm clearly crazy and need more counselling. Stand-by birth partner has dropped out so any birth before my parents come back from holiday will be on my lonesome. Going home today. Awful weekend.