My husband...his ass has finally reached defcon 1 stink. Arrived home after he’d already laid down for bed. Opening the bedroom door was like being punched in the face and then choked by the smell. I brought my pillows in the bathtub it was making me so sick.

Anybody else out there w a stinky man or better yet a reformed stinker? I’m ready to violate him w a can of febreeze. We’re reaching end of the tww and I’m either prego or he smells 100 times worse than he ever has...or both.🤢🤢🤢

He joked that he’ll buy me a gas mask. I’d seriously love one if it would be safe to sleep in. I probably sound like a giant bitch, but I’m laying in a bathtub now instead of my king size pillow top in an air conditioned room to get “fresh” air. Smells like a sewer in there. I just can’t!