“Its like jacking off a giant cock”

So tell me if like.. I’m being extra.

I don’t like the way my sos friends talk.

It just sounds stupid like they never grew up. And they’re new friends like he got a new job and they’re coworkers who’ve become friends and now my so just says the dumbest and weirdest shit sometimes. Like the dumb shit teenage boys would say in jr high. The same boys who drew dicks all over the place. He’s starting to talk like them.

He was rubbing my arm last night and starts laughing and said “heh. It’s like jacking off a giant cock”

I slowly turned my head and stared at him in amazement that he just said that. I laughed and said “don’t talk to me like that. It’s so dumb and cringeworthy”

Maybe I’m just an old lady now or something but I don’t like it. It’s unattractive

Edit: HES 25.

TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD and this came out of his mooouuuth. If it matters I’m 22

His friends are the same age as us. Between 22 and 25

He hasn’t said anymore dumb shit around me but I wanted to know if my response was just me being a drama queen.