As I sit in the bath tub eating a jar of pickles.

As I sit in the bathtub eating a jar of pickles. stomach cramped up, feeling nauseous, hungry, tired and constipated. I ask myself why am I feeling like this? Why did I bring the pickles? Why have I been in this tub for 2 hours and nothings changed? Still cramping, still can't poo, I think I'm showing symptoms of a UTI too now. I just want to go to sleep, I know I cannot make it to my bed. My water bill is going to be massive. 😢😢😢