I am SO over people telling me which day I should have my babies on. “How about you have those babies on Wednesday before my vacation” “It would be great if you could have the babies on Friday so I don’t have to call out” “make sure you don’t have the babies while I’m out of town!”

I just want to say that literally the last thing I care about is how my labor and delivery fits into your schedule 🙄

Also stop texting to ask me if I’ve had them yet. Don’t call me, I’ll call you.