1. Its ugly (i know all vaginas are different or whatever but its ugly) 2. NOTHING WORKS. My clit is super SUPER hooded like invisible without a mirror so that brings it to -1 sexy score already but then NOTHING WORKS. Vibrators? No. Shower head? No. Pillow? No. HANDS!? only with a fricking mirror!!!! 3. Coarse ass pubic hair. Cant shave. Cant wax. I have that stupid thing when 2 hair follicles grow in one :') 4. Always dry. I will spend FOREVER getting spicy with myself and I'll feel horny but my hooha is like NAH HUNTY NOT TONIGHT