My husband is basically a horny 14 year old 😂

Ga

Before you freak, chill yo.

He's not 14. He's 23. But let me explain to you why I say he's 14.

Also, excuse me. I'm a little wine drunk. I'm enjoying my first glass after nearly 2 years. 😂 Kids 🤷🏼‍♀️

Anyways. So, I'm 3 weeks PP. Sex is a no no for another 3 weeks.

I had a rough pregnancy. We've literally had sex TWICE in all of 2018. That's it. Needless to say, we're a couple of sexually frustrated weirdos.

My husband looks at me and this is what this guy says to me

"Hey, will you blow me all night if I rub your feel good thing?"

Buzzed me, incredibly confused "My what?"

"You know. Your feel good thing."

Gestures towards my clitoris.

^^^ literally me, y'all. "My clitoris? Just say the word ya weirdo."

"Naw. It's a weird word... So anyways. You down."

Pretty buzzed me, mulling it over "Nah. But I could go for a back massage."

He's basically worshipping the ground I walk on currently. Apparently I'm the "best wife ever."

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