PORN SITUATIONS??

Has your sex life ever been a real porn reel? For example you actually brought your plumber lemonade and actually had sex with him? Lol
My female friend and I are both going through bad break ups. Her ex physically and emotionally abusive and mine just emotionally. Anyway she just came to live with me and her first night here she went down on me. Mind you I have never been with a woman. She was down there for almost an hour I swear. She comes back up. We kiss, cuddle and fall asleep. 
How about you guys??