I just need to be a baby real quick

Today I went to my OB appointment and got my cervix checked for the first time in my life. Talk about pressure! Then the cramps that followed! Then I had to get my Tdap vaccine. My arm is probably about to shrivel up and fall off. It HURTS. Then I had to get my blood drawn. That was pretty easy. But now my hips are hurting, I'm cramping, and spotting :( Of course. I feel like I'm on like day 3 of my period. And by the way, my arm HURTS. I know. I mentioned that already. But it really really hurts. I feel like I deserve a cookie.