Alligator death roll toddler

My toddler tosses and turns all night. He just turned 2.

About 6 months ago our lives got flipped around and my husband had to take a job out of state (recently he was able to move closer so we now see him on the weekends instead of only once a month!), so it’s just me and the kid during the week. When that happened, my toddler stopped going to bed well. Finally it got to the point where he would fall asleep in my bed and then I would go put him in his.

Now, he will sleep in there all night probably twice a week. Most nights he wakes up and wants back in my bed. I oblige because I’m pregnant and exhausted and I &ain’t got time to be trying to get him back to bed at 2 A.M.

But, I’ll tell you. My boobs are so sore, so nothing infuriates me more than his little feet kicking me in the boobs 40 times a night.

1. Yes we have a bedtime routine

2. No it doesn’t work

3. Yes I am consistent

4. Lord help me

#thisisarant #sleepingsuggestionswelcome