Gas cramps are scary.
Here I am at a bar singing karaoke and I've been cramping on and off it's getting pretty intense. I go to the bathroom a few times trying to see if that's the issue, but nothing. Finally I got to get out of there. I unbutton my pants in the car and am breathing through cramps on and off I get home try to go again nothing. I'm freaking out a bit now, cause I'm hurting pretty bad. I sit down and sip on water trying to relax and all the sudden I let out a big fart. Welp I feel better now.