Dear lord *facepalm*

Theodore

I felt these horrible pains on my sides and they were squeezing in. It felt horrifically similar to when I miscarried. I just started week 12 and began crying uncontrollably..... and let out the most ridiculous fart known to man. Like this thing lasted at least half of a minute. The pain went away.

So no damage down except for the bruising of my pride. I’m happy that my lil bean is still a - okay though! PHEW!