Cant stop laughing

So i had my membranes stripped today at about 12pm... fast forward to now 12am and my fiance just got off work and is eating a fish sandwhich smothered in bbq sauce, i make some koolaid and go to the bathroom and lost a HUGE piece of my mucus plug and its tinged brown from blood... Not even thinking i let out a loud "ewwwwwww!" and poor guy comes running and i can hear him from the living room to the bathroom "WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?!" and i say "you might not want to see this youre eating!" and poor guy barges right in and his face was PRICELESS

And the first thing he says is "WHAT IS THAT" followed by "im done eating..." and im just cracking up laughing saying i warned you... so i come in the living room as hes eating again and im just chuckling and he looks deadass at me

and goes "shut up. i have the hiccups now, im choking and youre laughing about your pussy boogers" AND IM ROLLING.

We're both very smartass/comical people so we always have remarks but between that and him now calling me booger puss i cannot stop laughing to the point im convinced im gonna go into labor from laughing too much🤣