Asshole Parent

Je

Jenna

On tonight’s episode of why I’m an asshole parent.... She wanted milk, so I gave her milk....

Tune in next time, because I am SURE there will be another ridiculous reason my kid thinks I’m an asshole. 😂

You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to parenting, so let’s see your “Asshole Parent” moments!

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Je

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Oh let me count the ways... I like to change his poopy diaper before he gets a rash, I do not let him play in the trash, I do not let him eat what he had pulled from the trash, I do not let him crawl in the kitchen drawers, I do not let him climb on the kitchen stools allowing him to get on the kitchen island, I do not let him run on the couch, and many many more make me the meanest mommy in the world!This was when I wouldn't let him climb on the stools, the stools now live in the front living room where he can't get to them due to the baby gate.

Wh

Whitney • Oct 10, 2018
Jessica I literally delt with the same list of issues today.. my child always wants to get into the trash and he climbs on everything! He managed to climb up on top of the island today and found his own snacks

Sh

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I tried to change his poopy diaper . . . I’m such an ass, so much so that he slapped my cheek 🤦🏻‍♀️

Jo

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I wouldn’t let my daughter wake her sister up from her nap. I wouldn’t let my daughter play in her poopy diaper.

Am

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I wouldn’t let my son keep hitting his head on the bed headboard. Wouldn’t let my son run the cat over with his big Thomas the Train toy. Wouldn’t let my son feed himself ... sighs.

Al

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Didn’t let my son eat dog food or crayons. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

am

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I woyldnt let her walk with a pencil in her hands 😶

Sa

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I tried to pick my daughter up to take her outside, which is where she wanted to go. She threw herself down.

Je

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This book is really good and also hilarious! I've also read the Happiest Toddler on the Block which isn't exactly funny but helpful but some days nothing works.