Am I the dumbest bitch alive or whattt?

I’m only 17 years old ( BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME) so I’m dating an older man (not much older but a couple years I’m 17 he’s 21) and we have sex occasionally. Last weekend I stayed at his house and we had unprotected sex 5 times to be exact ( I’m not on any type if birth control) and he Came inside of me all 5 times ( I didn’t know he was going to I thought he was gonna pull out but then the pussy was so good that he couldn’t ) so he was like fuck I’ll just buy you a plan B so I’m like alrighty. So yeah after the first time I let him cum in me 4 times after that cause I’m a dummy and I was like I meannn you already gotta buy the plan B so get ya money’s worth. But when it was the last day for him to go buy me the plan B this dumb ass wrecked his car and so much was going on he never got it and I ain’t have the money so I’m like fuck it if its meant to be it will be😂 I have never been one of those people to get upset about teenage pregnancy because any pregnancy is a blessing and shit happens ya knowww😂😂 and I’m waiting on my period. But this dumb ass already has 2 kids btw so he wasn’t shooting blanks but had the nerve to say “I don’t think your gonna got pregnant because the kids I got now were super hard to make😂” ( he really is sweet just dumb sometimes) soooo likeeee y’all think I’m pregnant? LOl OH YEaH it was on my most fertile day too😂😂 OOPS

UPDATE: I still haven’t started my period but I’m not supposed to yet😂😂 you alls comments ARE MEANN I posted this Jokingly as if I was talking to one of my friends😂 SO sorry not sorry if the grammars fucked up or if you think I’m dumb.😂 the situation. In itself is fucked up. I had unprotected sex and decided to use the pull out method (WHICH WE ALL HAVE DONE) probably. And he didn’t pull out😭 don’t come in my post saying I’m ignorant when I’m just trying to make light of a serious situation😂 I know a child is a serious responsibility. I know I have a lot of life to live before I’m a mother. But I’m also saying that me getting pregnant wouldn’t be the end of the world. I would eventually get over it and come to love my baby boy or girl and life would continue on as usual. My family would support me and I would try my hardest to finish school! I’m not saying I want a baby I’m just saying I’m trying to be a positive thinker😂 don’t take the post so seriously I’ll update again next week after I take a test.

UPDATE UPDATE: alright so I’m am VERY happy to say that lastnight I started my period😌 I’m not pregnant as far as I know. I kind of got in my own head looking up ways to know if your pregnant and saw something called “implantation bleeding” (which my period looked a lot like lastnight when I started) but over today it got a little heavier... still not as heavy as usual but aye it’s a period... I think I’m still going to take a test but it’s not really that easy for me. I would have to ask my mom for the money and then normally when I go to the store she’s with me😂 BUT so far so good. And too everybody with these mean ass comments just know you sound like bitter bitches who need to get laid😘 Too all the people who gave constructive criticism IT was appreciated and NOTED that I need to make better decisions and too the ones who SUPPORTED ME😌 JUST know your comments mean the most too me❤️

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: I just found out I’m pregnant😭😭😭