Well it’s time...

My hubby got up super early today and wanted me to wake up as well. We are both off and I don’t have class so I told him to let me sleep a little longer. He kept bothering me and I wouldn’t budge. So he finally says, “Well it’s time to use your p*ssy thermometer and it’s not gonna be accurate if you sleep any longer!!!”

Guess who’s up 🙄